Breaking Windows

| Finally, all my exams are finished.  Had the last one yesterday (C 
| Programming), and now I'm totally bored with nothing to do. :)  Anyway, 
| I guess I'll come up with something. - Roshan

 * Windows: Just another pain in the glass 
 * Double your drive-space: delete Windows ! 
 * Ever noticed how fast Windows runs ? Neither did I ! 
 * Windows: Turn your Pentium into an XT ... 
 * Windows: XT emulator for an AT 
 * Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done 
 * OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]" 
 * Windows'95: New look, same multicrashing 
 * Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something 
 * Time on your hands ? Get Windows ! 
 * "Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate" 
 * Microsoft Windows ... a virus with mouse support 
 * Microsoft gives you Windows ... OS/2 gives you the whole house 
 * Newsflash: Microsoft announces Visual Edlin for Windows 
 * Sorry, this virus requires MicroSoft Windows 3.x 
 * Are you using Windows or is that just an XT ? 
 * Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows 
 * Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows ! 
 * Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore ... 
 * Bugs come in through open Windows 
 * DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell 
 * Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail 
 * Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance 
 * Error 005: Windows loading - come back tomorrow
 * Have you crashed your Windows today ? 
 * I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying ... 
 * If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual? 
 * Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile ! 
 * My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows 
 * New from McAfee: WinScan - Removes all Windows programs 
 * OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates 
 * Out of disk space - Delete Windows ? [Y]es [N]aturally yes! 
 * Relax ... you are entering a windows free zone 
 * Some windows were made to be broken 
 * Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files ! 
 * Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy 
 * Windows 3.1 vs OS/2 = Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson 
 * Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading 
 * Windows Multitasking: messing up several things at once 
 * Windows NT: Nice Try 
 * Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty
Thanks to Sanjiv Sahayam for this contribution

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