Sorry about the completely inappropriate joke yesterday.  I usually queue
the humour messages which will be sent out in the following week during the
weekend.  But if I find a joke/mailing during the week which I find is more
appropriate, then I take off one of the originally queued messages and send
the one I received.  Due to that, I took off a joke I intended to send this
week, and sent the "Poem with a message", but forgot that the message which
would go out the next day was "The Breathalyzer".  :(  A mistake on my part.
                                                            - Roshan

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and
Nobody.  There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that
Somebody would do it.  Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.  
Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.  Everybody
thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do
it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody
could have done.

Thanks to HelenMarie Pieszak for this contribution.

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