Australian Grasshopers

A few things about yesterday's comments.  I missed out one _small_ word
yesterday when describing myself.  It said "I'm a 19 year student" when it
SHOULD have said "I'm a 19 year old student"!  The other thing is how to
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                                                               - Roshan

A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi. After requesting a tour
of the city, he starts into a tirade about the small town airport and how in
Texas they have larger runways on their ranches... 

They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the man is further
unimpressed - "I have a duck pond bigger than that harbor, and an ornamental
bridge to span it that makes this look like a toy". The Sydney-Newcastle
expressway also gets his scorn - "Is this a road, or a track?"  So when a
kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing the sudden and severe
application of the brakes, the driver couldn't help himself - "Stupid grass

Thanks to Bill McCormick for this contribution

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