Hello there, one and all. As you all know, our little e-mail humor list has been growing, and growing, and growing! It currently stands at a little over 1300 subscribers. Now I need a bit of help from you. I'd like to know a bit about you, how you like the humor you receive, and any suggestions you may have. So I would very much appreciate it if you could answer the following questions. None of the information sent will be disclosed to anyone, but I WILL let everyone know the results of the survey. It would make it MUCH easier for me if you could stick to the following rules when replying to the survey: * The subject should contain the word "Survey" * Do NOT include the question itself when replying. * When answering, start each answer on a new line with #, followed by the question number, and the answer. For instance, for the first two questions, the answers should look something like #1 John Doe #2 M * Please send in your replies before 10th September 1996. 1. Full name: 2. Sex [M/F]: 3. Age (years): 4. Country: 5. Are you married? [Y/N]: 6. Are you a student? [Y/N]: 7. If Y, at what institution? If N, occupation? 8. Do you receive my mail at your (Select the most applicable letter) a. Home? b. School? c. University/College? d. Workplace? e. Other? (Please specify) 9. What is the meaning of life? (Just checking whether you're still there!) 10. Has there been anything on the list which you have found offensive? [Y/N] (If Y, please specify) 11. Do you forward my mail to anyone else? [Y/N]: 12. If Y, to how many people (approx)? 13. On a scale of 1-5 how would you rate the humor on this list? (1=Bad, 5=Superb!) 14. I'm open for comments/criticism. Vent whatever you want to vent! :) 15. Tell me a bit about yourself. Anything unique, weird, special? (ie. you have three eyes, can juggle printers, ... :) 16. If I ran for President, would you vote for me :)? [Y/N]: Ok. That's it. Thanks for your time. This service is completely free, but if you feel obligated, you can send any donations, computer hardware/software, blank cheques, deeds, marriage proposals, nuclear warheads, Cartier wristwatches, gift-wrapped tuna fish, death threats, love letters etc. to: Roshan N. Sembacuttiaratchy #1 First Lane, Kirillapone Colombo - 5, SRI LANKA My thanks go to Uditha Weliwita for helping me put together this survey. Here's a big 'Thank You'!
This message was sent on 2 Sep 1996