AT&T + Microsoft

Here are what some of the new catch phrases really mean:


Ever open a door with the sound of your voice?
Ever catch a cold and get locked out of your house for three days?

Ever tuck in your baby from a phone booth?
Ever been brought up on neglect charges?

Ever send a fax from the beach?
Ever ruin your family's vacation because you are a workaholic?

You Will.....


"Where do you want to go today?'  (ANSWER: Microsoft Tech. Support!)
"Just wanted to let you know, you probably better cancel everything you had
planned today because it's gonna take you that long to set up this
codependent machine!"

Submitted By:  Brenen, Robert, Chad, Paul, and Dave to the Oracle Service
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This message was sent on 6 Jun 1996