Medical terms

Artery                  The study of Painting
Bacteria                The back door of the cafeteria
Barium                  What the doctors do when Patients die
Bowel                   A letter like, A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarian Section       A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan                Searching for a kitty
Cauterize               Made eye contact with her
Colic                   A sheep dog
D & C                   Where Washington is
Dilate                  To live long
Enema                   Not a friend
Fester                  Quicker
G.I. Series             A soldiers ball game
Hand Nail               A coat hook
Impotent                Distinguished, well known
Labor pain              Getting hurt on the job
Medical staff           A doctors cane
Morbid                  A higher offer
Nitrates                Cheaper than day rates
Node                    Was aware of
Outpatient              A person who fainted
Pelvis                  Cousin to Elvis
Post operative          A letter carrier
Recovery room           A place to do reupholstery
Seizure                 A Roman Emperor
Tablet                  A small table
Terminal illness        Getting sick at the air port
Tumor                   More than one
Urine                   Opposite of you're out
Varicose                Nearby

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