The Roman Galleon

The slave driver of the Roman galleon leered down at his galley slaves and
bellowed, "I've got some good news and some bad news.  The good news is that
you'll be getting double rations tonight."

The murmuring of the surprised slaves was interrupted by the bellow of the
slave driver.  "The bad news is that the commander's son wants to water-ski."

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