Things to make you think...

     * Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you
       can't drink and drive?
     * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
     * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
     * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
     * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
       prohibited there?
     * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
     * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
     * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
     * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
       locks on the doors?
     * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
     * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
       stick to the pan?
     * If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
       from a height, what would happen?
     * If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
       when you turn on the headlights?
     * You know how most packages say "Open here".  What is the
       protocol if the  package says, "Open somewhere else"?
     * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
     * Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
     * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's
       called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship,
       it's called cargo?
     * You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
       planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
     * Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
       you turn down the volume on the radio?

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This message was sent on 19 May 1996