Why's that?

Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?

How come there is a mailbox in front of the post office?

If we can make semi-conductors, why can't we make complete conductors?

Why go to all the trouble of building a hidden driveway when the highway
department puts up a "Hidden Drive" sign?

How come we can never just rant or just rave?  Why do we always have to
do both?  It makes me sick and tired.

If a mime fell in the woods, would he make a sound?

Why do radio stations interrupt "60 minutes of uninterrupted music" to
tell you you're listening to 60 minutes of uninterrupted music?

If your nose runs and your feet smell, are you built upside down?

What did moths congregate around before light bulbs were invented?

If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, why is his hair
always so neatly combed?

Why are America's parks and great outdoors administered by the Department
of the Interior?

Does an invisible ink stain have to be cleaned with invisible spot

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what color would he be -- clear?

Can you call someone on the otherside of the international date line and
get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

Can you really avoid injury in an airplane crash if you jump out when the
plane is just a few feet from the ground?

If you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped the cat, would it land
on its feet?

Why do we use the phrase "recorded earlier"?  Is there ANY other time to
record something?

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