A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a
graveyard.  It is raining heavily and very dark.  The drunk
fails to see an open grave and falls into it.  He tries to climb
out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned the dirt to
mud and has made it too slippery to climb.  He gives up after a
while and decides to spend the night there.

A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides to
take the same shortcut through the graveyard.  He, too, falls
into that open grave and tries to climb out but the mud is too
slippery.  The first drunk is still sitting there and watches as
the other drunk tries but fails to get out.

The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the shoulder
and tells him, "You'll never get out!".

He did.

This message was contributed by Tammy Downs to the "Internet FunnyBone",
from which I received it.  

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This message was sent on 25 Apr 1996