Family connections

  Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.  After a
while one of them said, " you think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation.  A few years ago I met a young widow with
a grown-up daughter and we got married.  Later, my father married
my stepdaughter.  That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my
father became my stepson.  Also my wife became mother-in-law of
her father-in-law.  Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother,
had a son.  This boy was my half brother because he was my
father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which
made him my wife's grandson.  That made me grandfather of my
half-brother.  This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is also the
grandmother.  This makes my father the brother-in-law of my
child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.  I am my
stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather and you
think you have family problems."


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