The Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital
when his car went out of control and crashed.  Upon regaining
consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical
joker, sitting at his bed side. 

He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't
worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.  But the
hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and both
you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you."  

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and
said, "Well what did you name them?"  

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband said, "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for
my son?"  

The brother replied, "Denephew."

Thanks to Andrew Smith for this contribution

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This message was sent on 13 Jan 1997