Australian Grasshopers

A few things about yesterday's comments.  I missed out one _small_ word
yesterday when describing myself.  It said "I'm a 19 year student" when it
SHOULD have said "I'm a 19 year old student"!  The other thing is how to
subscribe to the other lists which I mentioned.  To subscribe to the "Oracle
Humour Mailing List", send mail to humour-list-request@lists.synapse.net
with the word SUBSCRIBE in the body of the message.  To subscribe to
"E-Funnies",
visit the web page at http://mustuweb.mnsfld.edu/users/rkreider/maillist.htm
or send mail (only if you must) to Rustin Kreider at rustin@ptdprolog.net
To subscribe to "Best of: Humour", send a message to thayer@netusa1.net
asking to be put on the list, or else visit http://www.netusa1.net/~thayer/
                                                               - Roshan
                     _,.-*~'^'~*-.,__,.-*~'^'~*-.,_

A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi. After requesting a tour
of the city, he starts into a tirade about the small town airport and how in
Texas they have larger runways on their ranches... 

They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the man is further
unimpressed - "I have a duck pond bigger than that harbor, and an ornamental
bridge to span it that makes this look like a toy". The Sydney-Newcastle
expressway also gets his scorn - "Is this a road, or a track?"  So when a
kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing the sudden and severe
application of the brakes, the driver couldn't help himself - "Stupid grass
hoppers!"

Thanks to Bill McCormick for this contribution


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This message was sent on 20 Nov 1996