A joke, and something else...

Hi there, everyone!

Thank you to everyone who has forwarded the completed survey.  And to those
of you who haven't sent it in yet, I know that you'll get time to complete
it soon.  Survey results should be out on the 11th.  I think I'll need a
separate post for the results, and all of the questions which had been
raised! :) - Roshan

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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of
penguins.  He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't druive around with
penguins in this town!  Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.  The next day, the officer sees the guy
still driving around with the truck full of penguins - and they're all
wearing sun glasses.

He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these
penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did...today I'm taking them to the beach!"

Thanks to The Felion for this contribution
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         When going through life and travelling in the
                        direction of your dreams,
         The best way to get ahead is the simplest way:
                        Take one step at a time.

         Don't look over your shoulder,
                        if you do,
         you'll feel the weight of your
                        yesterdays upon you.

         And don't worry about what lies ahead.
                        By the time you get to the bend in the road
         or the crest of the hill,
                        your going to be better and stronger than
                                  you ever were before

         Just go one step at a time,
                        one day at a time.

         And you'll find a rich thankful life
                        you never thought you could afford.
                                                -Adrian Rogers

Thanks to Monica Rani Talwar for this contribution

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This message was sent on 3 Sep 1996