A typical call to help desk:
Help Desk Analyst: "Hello XYZ help desk"
Caller: "Hi, I was using your product when it blew up" [interrupted]
Analyst: "Ah! you mean it, exhibited unexperienced execution"
Caller: "...okay...I was using your product when it exhibited
unexperience execution."
Analyst: "I'm listening"
Caller: "Anyway, it must have a bug"
Analyst: "Ah! you mean, undocumented feature."
Caller: "Look. I don't care what you call it, can it be fixed" [cut
off, again]
Analyst: "Ah! enhancement request"
Caller: "Well, it's really messing things up. I mean, when I'm in
windows, it causes all sorts of errors, especially General
Protection Faults"
Analyst: "Ah ha! It's obviously a Windows problem. Goodbye."
*click*
Caller: "But wait!"
This message was sent on 20 Jul 1996