News

God calls Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates for an urgent
message. He informs them that the world will end next week and they
are to relay ther message to their people.

Yeltsin goes back to the Russia and tells his people that there is bad
news and terrible news. The bad news is that there really is a God,
and the terrible news is that the world will end by the end of the
week

Clinton holds a news confrence in Washington and tells the public that
there is good news and bad news. The good news is that there really is
a God and the bad news is that the world will end at the end of the
week

Gates returns to Redmond and hold a major press confrence, He tell all
I have great news and wonderful news. The great news is that God knows
what a really important person I am and the wonderful news is that we
do not have to fix all the bugs in Windows 95

Thanks to HelenMarie Pieszak for this contribution.

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