Scottishman, Englishman, Irishman

There`s a Scottishman, an Englishman and an Irishman. They`ve got
lost in a massive forest and are cold, hungry and thirsty. The
Englishman finds a nuns convent and thinks: "Great, a bed and some food."
He knocks on the door and a nun invites him in, they are all very
welcoming and give him food and drink. After that they sort him out
with a room to use for the night. After being asleep for a few hours
he wakes up to this hideously loud thumping noise that terrifies him.
He finds a nun and asks her what this terrible noise is. She replies
"I can`t tell you, you`re not a nun." At this the Englishman flees the
convent.

Later that night, the Scottish man comes across the convent and
thinks "Great!" The nuns welcome him in and give him food and drink.
Later they give him a room to spend the night in. A few hours after
being asleep, he wakes up to the hideous noise. He asks one of the nuns 
what it is, but the nun replies "I can`t tell you, you`re not a nun". At 
this, he leaves the convent.

Even later that night, the Irishman goes into the convent. He has
food and drink, then goes to bed. During the night he wakes up to this
frightening banging noise. He goes out in the corridor and asks a nun
what the noise is. She replies "I can`t tell you, you`re not a nun!"

At this he finds a store cupboard containing a nuns habit. He puts it
on and finds a nun. He says to her "Hello, I`m sister Riley, the new
nun, can you please tell me what that terrible noise is?" "I`ll do
better than that, I`ll show you, follow me!" she says. She takes him
up a corridor to two big oak doors, through the doors is a long
winding staircase leading to two big iron doors. Through these doors
there is a massive room with a hole in the floor and a ladder leading
down the hole. They go down the ladder into another room and through
another door. Then the nun says to him "This is where the noise is
coming from!"     Guess what it was?................................ 

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......................I can't tell you, you're not a nun.!!!

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This message was sent on 2 Jul 1996