The Postman

     This postman is working on a new beat. He comes to a garden gate
     marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT! He looks down the garden and, sure
     enough, there's a parrot attached to its perch.

     He has a little chuckle to himself at the sign and the parrot there on
     its perch.

     He opens the gate and walks into the garden. He gets as far as the
     parrot's perch when suddenly it calls out:

     'REX, ATTACK!'



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This message was sent on 10 Jun 1996