This man works as a salesman, and every year he goes to the salesman`s
dinner/dance. At the end of the evening, the award is made to the
salesman-of-the-year. This year, as for the last three, the award
goes to Brian Smith, who collects the award without giving a speech.
The man waits until after the dinner and then hunts out Brian.
Man: Hello, you`re Brian Smith aren`t you?
Brian: Yyyyyyyyyyes, Thhhhhhhhhhaatsss Rrrrrrright!
(He has a terrible stutter BTW)
At this the man is somewhat taken aback.
Man: Don`t you find any problems having a stutter like that.
Brian: Nnnnnnnno, not rrrrrrreally.
Man: But how do you manage to win the Salesman Of The Year award
year after year?
Brian: Wwwwwwwell, I sssssssell books. I gggggggggggo up to ppppppeople`s
hhhhhouses and ssssssay:
"Wwwwwwwwwwould you llllllllike to bbbbbbbbbbbuy my bbbbbbbbbbook,
or ssssssssssshould I rrrrrrrrread you a bbbbbbbbbbit?"
This message was sent on 9 Jun 1996