AT&T + Microsoft

Here are what some of the new catch phrases really mean:

AT&T


Ever open a door with the sound of your voice?
Translation:
Ever catch a cold and get locked out of your house for three days?


Ever tuck in your baby from a phone booth?
Translation:
Ever been brought up on neglect charges?


Ever send a fax from the beach?
Translation:
Ever ruin your family's vacation because you are a workaholic?

You Will.....


MICROSOFT

"Where do you want to go today?'  (ANSWER: Microsoft Tech. Support!)
Translation:
"Just wanted to let you know, you probably better cancel everything you had
planned today because it's gonna take you that long to set up this
codependent machine!"

Submitted By:  Brenen, Robert, Chad, Paul, and Dave to the Oracle Service
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This message was sent on 6 Jun 1996