Here are what some of the new catch phrases really mean: AT&T Ever open a door with the sound of your voice? Translation: Ever catch a cold and get locked out of your house for three days? Ever tuck in your baby from a phone booth? Translation: Ever been brought up on neglect charges? Ever send a fax from the beach? Translation: Ever ruin your family's vacation because you are a workaholic? You Will..... MICROSOFT "Where do you want to go today?' (ANSWER: Microsoft Tech. Support!) Translation: "Just wanted to let you know, you probably better cancel everything you had planned today because it's gonna take you that long to set up this codependent machine!" Submitted By: Brenen, Robert, Chad, Paul, and Dave to the Oracle Service Humour Mailing List
This message was sent on 6 Jun 1996