The Priest, Rabbi and Lawyer

A Hindu Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer were all traveling together and came
upon an Inn with only two available rooms. The Innkeeper said that one of
them must volunteer to sleep in the barn.  The Hindu volunteered but two
minutes later there was a knock at the door.  The Hindu Priest said "I can
not sleep in the barn because there is a cow there."  The Rabbi then
volunteered to sleep in the barn.  Two minutes later there was another
knock at the door.  The Rabbi returned saying "I can not sleep in the barn
because there is a pig in there."  The lawyer then volunteered to sleep in
the barn.  Two minutes later there was a knock at the door. It was the cow
and the pig.

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