Car Accident


Two men get into a car accident.  One is a tourist, and one is a native to
the town.  They get out of their cars to look at the damage.  They exchange
names and addresses, and wait for the cops to come.  As they are waiting, the
native says, "Why don't we have a drink to calm our nerves?"  The tourist
accepts, and takes a drink out of the flask in the native's coat.  He hands
it back to the native, who puts the cap back on and puts it back.  "Aren't
you going to have some?" the tourist asks.  He replies, "As soon as the cops
leave."

			By Brianne N, all credit goes to Jen B. and Chris M.

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