Halley's Comet

MEMORANDUM

From:  Headquarters - New York
To:    General Managers

Next Thursday at 10:30 Halley's Comet will appear over this area.  This is
an event which occurs only once every 75 years.  Notify all directors and
have them arrange for all employees to assemble on the Company lawn and
inform them of the occurrence of this phenomenon.  If it rains, cancel the
day's observation and assemble in the auditorium to see a film about the
comet.


MEMORANDUM

From:  General Manager
To:    Managers

By order of the Executive Vice President, next Thursday at 10:30, Halley's
Comet will appear over the Company lawn.  If it rains, cancel the day's
work and report to the auditorium with all employees where we will show
films: a phenomenal event which occurs every 75 years.


MEMORANDUM

From:  Manager
To:    All Department Chiefs

By order of the phenomenal Vice President, at 10:30 next Thursday, Halley's
Comet will appear in the auditorium.  In case of rain over the Company lawn,
the Executive Vice President will give another order, something which occurs
only every 75 years.


MEMORANDUM

From:  Department Chief
To:    Section Chiefs

Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President will appear in the
auditorium with Halley's Comet, something which occurs every 75 years.  If
it rains, the Executive Vice President will cancel the comet and order us
all out to our phenomenal Company lawn.


MEMORANDUM

From:  Section Chief
To:    All EA's

When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the Company lawn, the phenomenal
75 year old Executive Vice President will cancel all work and appear before
all employees in the auditorium accompanied by Bill Halley and his Comets.

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This message was sent on 11 Apr 1996